Haiku and Other Poetic Monstrosities for International Steampunk Day

Thought these little lighthearted atrocious odes I wrote would be fun to share today. (They can also be found in the Steamy Stitches area of Ravelry. Feel free to add your own there or here in the comments.)

Robbed discoveries!
How could you send a manual!?!?!
Now know how it works. :p

Labratory (Mine)
Lost to explosion last night
‘Twas sight to behold!

Why gears and lace
really do go together.
It’s only proper.

Are you ready for the doozy of the day?

Twinkle twinkle little zepplin.
How I wonder about your hydrogen.
Up above the city so proud
Won’t your explosion be so loud?
Twinkle twinkle little zepplin.
How I wonder about your hydrogen…

And now back to you regularly scheduled radio programming.